Here is another one to think about…
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
Hi Aaliyah,
I think that is a very good joke.When I read it I never knew what the answer was but then I saw it and I laughted.
By Wiktoria 🙂 🙂 🙂
there are 2 sons and 2 fathers they all go out on a fishing trip, they all cath 1 fish eath, when they get home they only have 3 fish, non of the fish is lost or gone.
why is this?
Hehe I have no idea whats the answer for the joke but me (Wiktoria Koronkiewicz) and my brother (Adam Koronkiewicz)]
but we are think that it might be an watermelon or a pineapple or melon but we are not saying that we are corrwct we are just guessing so it might of be wrong or correct no one know.
i have another good joke,
what do you get if you cross a cow and a camil??
a lumpy milkshake!!
ha,ha,
really funny,
do you get it?
if you dont let me exlain it to you,ok,
you milk from a cow right,so that makes the milkshake,camils have humps so that macks the lumps.
funny now?
Hi guys,
I hope you guys are in for a joke! This joke is not made by me but I hope you like it. (I wouldn’t like to steel someones joke without telling them. Would I?)
Well if you are then here it is………….
Q: What is the dogs favourite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Funny???
‘ is it bed banana ‘ ?
Good guess, but no, that is not the right answer!
Here is another one to think about…
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
Is it an ape-ri-cot??????
Yeah…..Miss Ward that’s it!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!
Hi Aaliyah,
I think that is a very good joke.When I read it I never knew what the answer was but then I saw it and I laughted.
By Wiktoria 🙂 🙂 🙂
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
I bet it’s a bed apple that feel’s like a soft bannana
miss frag
i know a a grilla
i think that a gorila would sleep on apps
why did the alien stop at a green light?
there is a man inside a room, and nothing is in it excepte for a ice-cube and a pice of string, how dose he die???
there are 2 sons and 2 fathers they all go out on a fishing trip, they all cath 1 fish eath, when they get home they only have 3 fish, non of the fish is lost or gone.
why is this?
ndojk, I know what it is.
I’ve heard of that 100 of times..
And is the answer 3?
i already told you they had 3 fish, but the joke was to tell me how there was 3 fish if every boudy had 3!!
What has two humps and is found at the north pole?
Answer:A lost camel!
Hehe I have no idea whats the answer for the joke but me (Wiktoria Koronkiewicz) and my brother (Adam Koronkiewicz)]
but we are think that it might be an watermelon or a pineapple or melon but we are not saying that we are corrwct we are just guessing so it might of be wrong or correct no one know.
I have a joke. You might know it. why was Cinderella so bad at football?
ANSWER: because her coach was a pumpkin
By:Joyce
What do you call a skeleton that won’t get up in the morning?
Lazy bones!
Mr Short
hahaha!
Thats very funny.
By:Joyce
hi,
got a joke for every one,
its really funny,it gose like this,
what do you get if you call 666?
the upsidedown police!!
ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!
by:klea
Hi,
ha, ha, ha
I have just read what you’ve written and I think its so funny!
By: Joyce
i have another good joke,
what do you get if you cross a cow and a camil??
a lumpy milkshake!!
ha,ha,
really funny,
do you get it?
if you dont let me exlain it to you,ok,
you milk from a cow right,so that makes the milkshake,camils have humps so that macks the lumps.
funny now?
the joke ontop of this jock is by: klea
Hi guys,
I hope you guys are in for a joke! This joke is not made by me but I hope you like it. (I wouldn’t like to steel someones joke without telling them. Would I?)
Well if you are then here it is………….
Q: What is the dogs favourite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Funny???
By:Joyce